i will not succumb to your
pelvic sorcery
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For some reason Fox News allowed Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson to give his opinion on the problems with ISIS, unwittingly showing that Christian fundamentalists and Muslim fundamentalists are extremely similar.

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go to hell for heavens sake

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i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

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William Eggleston, Untitled, (1972, printed 1980)

son that is a seriously messed up freezer

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i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

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for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is

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"What’s your name?"

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my life goal is to be one of those hella cute punk girls that are super fucking sweet/kind but could also break your neck if prompted

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You look cute in flannel. It really brings out the gay in your eyes.

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