afrodesiacworldwide:

saccharinescorpion:

appreciation post for these random fishermen in Moana

• cute
• perfectly convey the EXACT emotion you feel when two people you know well but don’t know “well” get into a family argument in front of you
  

toastpotent:

gayerluke:

wolfvalkyrie:

gayerluke:

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

why is this so fucking funny 

it’s a joke

tordenvejr:

me seeing purple flowers on a lawn: that’s the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen

me seeing sunlight hit the waves of the sea: that’s the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen

me seeing raindrops sparkle colorfully on a bus stop bench at night: that’s the

corvuscricket:

oppositionresearch:

spitblaze:

Its 2019 and we have colored text, why arent we highlighting random nouns to make our text look like video game dialogue? If we aren’t pretending to be NPCs we aren’t truly living.

Remember to use your highlighted text to indicate important gameplay elements to the player. This should take the form of random nouns and verbs.

Now you try! Add content to this post.

My crops have withered, won’t you help me?

[yes] [no]

Oh, thank you! I need you to kill God.

myhomework-is-onfire:

newromaantics:

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

they didn’t abandon her!! they tried eight months to reach her!!!! as their last farewell to her yesterday they played her “I’ll be seeing you” by Billie Holiday:

“I’ll find you in the morning sun

And when the night is new

I’ll be looking at the moon

But I’ll be seeing you”

They love her so much and they tried so hard!!!

eleanorchidi:

so i spent time on this

funnyjoke:

hostilemuppet:

dinosandsilverware:

hostilemuppet:

they say depressed people arent productive well i just doubled the size of my minecraft farm so hows this dick taste fuckers

cobbor:

memes–memes: